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Curse of the Wandering Mind
This is the curse of the wandering mind.
It roams through churches, schools, and like.
Beware! It can get you, any day or night.
This is the curse of the wandering mind.
This is the curse of the wandering mind.
It starts out as simply a doodle or drawing,
But the curse will get you, taking over your day.
This is the curse of the wandering mind.
This is the curse of the wandering mind.
Never completing task, never finishing a project,
This is what that curse thrives on.
This is the curse of the wandering mind.
This is the curse of the wandering mind.
Being a victim myself, I know how it thinks.
It razzes you and dazzles you at just the wrong moment.
This is the curse of the wandering mind.
This is the curse of the wandering mind.
Watch out, it has a few tricks up its sleeve.
Not knowing, not expecting when it’ll strike.
This is the curse of the wandering mind.
This is the curse of the wandering mind.
Windows and boredom are its tools of the trade,
But doors and shoes are useful too
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Walking down the street,
a gentle breeze tickiling my face.
Dancing to an invisible beat;
it's just an ordinary day.
A million people have passed by,
I don't notice a single one.
As I stroll down the street
in the sea of faces,
one of them is catching my eye.
Something about him makes me stop,
for some reason I can't stop looking.
For one second our eyes met,
and I realized why I couldn't stop looking.
A smile is spread across his face,
something I wasn't expecting.
Smiles are rare these days,
something that you would give only to certain people.
And just like the song goes;
Its something unpredictable,
but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
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Little Birdie
Sweet little bird,
chirping on the edge of a tree.
Hoping from branch to branch,
hopeing the world will see.
Every morning, every night.
He sings his little song.
Hopeing the world will comeout,
to have a nice sing-along.
Its been singing here,
for 3 long years.
Singing the stupid song,
thats killing my ears.
I've finally had enough,
I'm going insane!
I went to the store,
and got a bang-bang.
It's my first gun,
I'm only a beginner.
But when i got home,
I see the cat had an early dinner.
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Hi there pretty jumping bean,
Don't you want to be a bumblebee.
I can help you out, can't you see.
All you have to do is fly up a tree!
Fly! Fly! Fly so high!
Try so hard to touch the sky!
What! You need wings to fly?
I'll get your wings, just try not to cry.
Here are your wings, now fly to that leaf!
You're almost there, come on! Believe!
You finally made it! Such a relief!
Don't worry, now you can breathe.
So, hi there little bumblebee!
You so glad you arn't a jumping bean?
Please watch out for you little stingy!
HOLY $#!& You stung me!!!!
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When a pie becomes a human, it's tentacles turn green, then rot off. Once the teeth fall out, the beaver finally learns how to add. After the subtraction, all the binders in the world rejoice by playing their magical tumpets. After the dancing, the projector kisses the chalk and they live in the Wizard of Oz for the next 15 years. But! A tragedy happens, President Bush blows up the sun, and the fish live in paper for the rest of their purple lives. After the reunion, grandma James announces that she is getting a cloth change.
Until next catastrophe!!!!
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School Hallways
As I walk down the long halls, searching for my class. I start to notice that school is like a jungle.
The watering hole, covered with hungry lions and flocks of scavengers. Once the hunter's shot rings through through the trees, everyone scatters at lighting speed. Not caring about the little squriells.
After the main rush of the watering hole, we see the main hiking path. Most of the animals are here, either looking for their trees or talking to companians of the same species, and every once in a while, there are the select few mating.
Once we've filtered off onto our own separate paths, we meet up with the usuall gang of animals we've grown to love. An exchange of grunts, hollars, and maybe a little grooming.
BANG! The next gun shot of the hunter, a warning shot before the bomb. Now all of the jungle is rushing to find their trees, trying to beat the bomb......
I'm dead....
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"Ok, exactly how did you get it?" questions Hikari suspiciously, an elf from the Candin clan.
"Well, I was out for a walk in the woods and I saw it running through a clearing, so I decided to follow it. After about 10 minutes, I heard an earsplitting scream. When I finally caught up to her, she was on the ground rolling in pain. What happened was that she tripped over a branch and twisted her ankle. So I helped her, and now she just loves me." Answered Zabe, another elf from the Candin clan, but who acts like she is on a constant supply of sugar.
"But aren't you gonna give it back?" asked Hikari.
"First, she's not an it, her name is Cheru-"
"What! You named her! Now its going to be even harder to let her go!"
Yelled Hikari.
"Yea, I've always liked that name. Because it matches how she looks, with the dark circles around her eyes, almost like glasses. And then the colors of her scales, with her black head, almost like hair, and then with the blue, grey, and pink all swirled around the r
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Funny Sayings
Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole
Evil is live spelled backwards
God must love stupid people, he made so many of them
When all else fails, read the instuctions
"Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull"
What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity
There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head
The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train
A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it
If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either
Curiosity kills more mice than cats
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?...Raise my hand what's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming y
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What if...
I've always wondered what it would be like if I jsut said 'hi'. I mean everyday for 4 years I saw him pass my locker, heck, I even took alternate routes to my classes just to get a few more glimpses of him. Pathetic, right? Well, now its 2006 and the 10 year reunion and I have the perfect plan. Spot him, look sexy, say hi, and then leave. Thats it, nothing fancy like "Hows things at home?", just a simple hi and bye. During the whole reunion I was looking for the perfect moment to put my plan into action, but every moment seemed wrong. Just as the last dance was finishing, I realized I had to muster all my courage and walk over there and say hi, but just as I was about to tap him on the shoulder, one of his friends called him over. Why didn't I just say hi and let him go off with his friends? What if i just stopped him for one measly moment and said hi? What if... What if...
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The Revenge
"Johnson, please get us some drinks" asked, more or less commanded one of the wealthiest stock brokers in the world, Larkson Handerson. Larkson, or Lark for short, is what you would call a dignified southern gentleman, sort of.
"Right away, sir" answered Johnson in a low, droning, almost want to make you fall asleep voice.
"Now Mr. Prime Minist-"
"Just call me Rudy, Mr. Prime Minister sounds so formal. Anyway, why did you specifically request me down here in Georgia, couldn't you just meet me up in Japan when you were visiting there?"
"No I'm sorry; I'm conducting some important research here."
"The drinks are ready." Johnson announced almost hoping that no one would hear.
Johnson is Lark's mother's butler, but when Lark's mother passed away she left Johnson to Lark.
"Ah, nothing's better than a good ol' coke and rum." Chuckled Rudy to himself.
As Rudy drank his drink, he suddenly tasted an almost sour tinge to the drink. When he looked in his drink, it looked like the plain old maroon
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random huh?
United States
Current Residence: texas yall!!!
Favourite genre of music: anything...
Favourite photographer: me, myself, and i
Favourite style of art: fanart!
MP3 player of choice: me ipod video!
Shell of choice: idk.... a shiny one!!!
Wallpaper of choice: my wallpaper of my fav tv show, psych
Skin of choice: lets see... mine!!
Favourite cartoon character: bart and timmy turner
Personal Quote: the world needs messy people...otherwise the neat people would take over
  • Listening to: Somebody to Love by Queen
  • Reading: On Writing by Stephen King
  • Watching: Psych
  • Playing: wii fit (its oddly entertaining)
  • Eating: nerds ( the candy you pervs)
  • Drinking: orange juice
hiya everyone! i know its been a long time... a really long time but heres my update!

school finished fine.. got a 2 on my AP test :p
am currently taking an online class that sucks major booty..

and for writing..
well im currently taking a jab at some romance things...
seein how its workin out.. i may post.. i may not.. i dont know :)

and i stole this from chelle cause i was bored...

RULES: Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Kristen needs to re-think her top
(my top? but.. but i like invader zim... :(

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Kristen says hi

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Kristen wants to go to disneyworld
(oh yes i do!)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Kristen does the tour de france
(awesome! france!)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Kristen hates pictures
(..taken of herself...)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Kristen asks really smart questions..
(lol haha i thought that was funny.. dissing myself with this one.. )

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Kristen goes to the Down Under
(woohoo! ive got my travel on!)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Kristen likes to dress up

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Kristen eats braaaaaainssss
(yes cause i am a zombie! aarrggghhh watch out!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Kristen wears pigtails
(yeaaahhh i do... :)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Kristen was arrested for poisoning her husband

well thats all for now folks!


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Superduperhero Featured By Owner May 22, 2009
heyyyyyyyyy i know youuuu. i also know where u live. and where u sleep. and wat u did last summer. tee hee
paradise-book Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2008   Writer
Thanks so much for the :+fav:!!
Mirrasae Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2008  Professional Writer
Thanks so, so much for the :+fav:!!
Littlenlost Featured By Owner May 15, 2008
Hi Randomlettersandword! Remember me?

Alright, here's my little speech: I need your help. I am in the finalists for a video contest and I humbly ask for your votes.

All you do is go here [link] and click on the last video, "The Bono's Feast". Just click on it as many times as you can (2 at least to make it count) and that's it.

Thanks a bunch for just hearing me out.
Littlenlost Featured By Owner May 10, 2008
Thank you so much for the fav!
uluklykalemon Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2008
Thanks so much for the watch and all of the faves! It's really nice of you.

Anyway, I've had a little scoot around your gallery, and I've decided that I really like a lot of your work, so I'm going to add you too XD Just thought I'd let ya know.
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